- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
bologna is a fucked up word
it’s named after a place in Italy.
italy is a fucked up country
ne ne papa what the fuck did you just say
I have seen the depths of hell in those blue eyes.
A̴͍̥̳̠̞̹ͩ̋̆ͤͅR̖͉̼̱̮͐̓ͤ̒̅͜͞Ę̵̝̳̖͓̮ͮ͌̿ͩ̊̃̈ ͇̱͍̙̍ͅY̊̋͏̥͙͙͍̖̬O̤͓̭̝̭̺͒̊̔̐͗́U̷͖̣̲̝̲͎̰̝ͨͦ̒̈́͆̆̍͡͡ ̛̱̩̰̞̙͚̯̳̍̆̾ͦ̓͘͡F̜̙̣̱ͫ͐̒̈́͒͗̽ͩ͒Ḙ̠̞͚̻͔ͩ͟͝E̻̻̹̹͋ͦͨͧ͟L̝̤̹̩̹͕̱͑ͤ̓ͨͩͤ͋̒Ȋ̧̠̞̬̼͇̞̲̻̒̀͘͠N̯͚̄̅͋ͤͬ̅͒ͣG̬̫̯̩̻̬̱̻̟̊̐ͭ̒̊̏ͮ̕ ̸̧̆̓͒͏̣̲̩͇Ḭ̻̩̻̱̬̌͂̉Ṭ̴̥̥̬̬ͭ̐̄ͫ͟ͅ ̓͒̀҉̤͈̭̞͉̲̯͝N̪͕̐̀͆͌́̽ͣͫ͞O͌̍͋ͫ̒̂҉̬W̦̺̮͍̰͉̣̬͚͒̓̉͑̌̚͢ ͂̄̚҉̖̮̩̜̪̣̦̼̣M̧͓ͭ̐̍ͧͩR̻̈́̈́͒ͮ.̬̹͔̮̣̑ͨ ̸̴͚̹̫̬̤͖́͋ͪ̉̓K͚͈͖̣̞̋ͣͯͭR̭̜͍͚̬̝̖̲̋͊͊͜A͔͋͊͠B̧̙ͯͨ͡Ś̫̹̪̺̣̹̳̾ͫ̊ͣ͐̏͠?͉̆͗̈͗̍͆̈͢͜
Bee, honeycomb and honey jewel by Ilgiz Fazulzianov.
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
Spring has landed.
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
I don’t know what these are but I want the red one.
I can give you the red one….if you make a contract with me.
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Grantaire has started to encourage him, of all things. Must have a discussion with him later.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Tried to impress upon Grantaire the importance of taking these things seriously and not encouraging Marius in his romantic delusions. I do not think he really absorbed any of my wisdom, as he spent the entire meeting trying to play with my hair.
I worry about the fate of France, diary. I really do.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. I am v. close to losing my shit over this nonsense, diary. It’s like I’m the only one who cares about the future freedom and dignity of Patria.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. If there is one more fucking musical number in the middle of my meetings I am going to punch Marius in the face.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.
Although, as it turns out, Marius makes v. amusing squealing noises when punched.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Eponine yelled at me for making Marius cry.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO CONCERNED WITH MARIUS’S PROBLEMS fuck everything I am going to bed.”
Have you considered the possibility that Kingdom Hearts is actually a spin off of FF7?
Robert and Rosalind Lutece in Professor Layton-y style - now with actual puzzles!
Personal note - the only puzzle of these three I actually solved without getting the answer spoiled was the last one, and it took me half an hour. So. don’t feel bad about not getting it.