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dancingpotato787: She is tumblr

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:23 -0500

She is tumblr

confusedtree: I’ve gotten a really embarrassing influx of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:10 -0500

I’ve gotten a really embarrassing influx of followers from pretending to be a clueless doofus this past weekend that I figured it’d be fitting to introduce all of you to the actual clueless doofus that I am

So yes. Hello! My name is Joshua and you can call me Josh and I am a person living just outside of Toronto whose main interests are audio engineering, video games, and dressing relatively well to compensate for a hefty amount of self loathing that I’m currently fighting a hot, sweaty PG-13 rated battle to get under control.

This blog (which I’ve kept for close to four years now) is a release for a lot of things, sometimes serious and sometimes very very not serious.

A few requests if you like this blog enough to stick around!

I express my appreciation for the media I consume by often being infuriatingly critical about it, but if you try to posit that this means I don’t actually like these things and that I should stop watching or reading or listening to them, I am going to think you’re dumb as heck.

I am very aware of the fact that I am skinny! It’s a thing I struggle with a lot and it’s definitely not for lack of trying. Don’t be a socially clueless boofadoof about it! I am going to think you’re dumb as heck.

I am also aware of the fact that I am Indian. Stop telling me I remind you of a brown person who is skinny and/or wears glasses that you know. I am way more like Jeff Winger than Abed Nadir and I am going to think you’re dumb as heck.

I think that about covers it. Thanks for following and reading! Welcome to my awful shitty blog

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:18:02 -0500

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

5-nin-de-arashi: abyarashi: treasurewisesilliness: princesstam...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:15:06 -0500

5-nin-de-arashi:

abyarashi:

treasurewisesilliness:

princesstamii:

s-nn-mero:

Japan > Everywhere else

OMG! *m*

This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty of the country. I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets. In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.

It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:13:14 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:24 -0500

non-westernhistoricalfashion: Bangle Place of origin: Zanzibar,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:37 -0500

non-westernhistoricalfashion:

Bangle

Place of origin: Zanzibar, Tanzania

Date: 19th century

Silver, with filigree decoration and bosses of cast work

Gallery label from the V&A :Throughout history the Zanzibar archipelago has served as a staging post for Indian Ocean traders and explorers. In 1698 it became part of the overseas holdings of Oman and a sultanate of Omani origin established its capital there in the mid 19th century. This distinctive history has had a marked impact on Zanzibari arts and culture which reveal Persian, Arab, Indian, Portuguese, British and African influences.

This hinged silver bracelet is decorated with rows of conical bosses of different sizes and bands of filigree work. A label on the bracelet notes that it was ‘made by the natives at Zanzibar by order of the late Sultan, and brought to England by his friend the late Monsieur J.B. Camosin’. The Sultan may have been Hamoud bin Mohammed (1853-1902). Zanzibar became a British protectorate in 1890. Hamoud had close ties with Britain: he was decorated by Queen Victoria for his role in ending Zanzibar’s involvement in the transatlantic slave trade and his son and heir, Ali bin Hamud, was educated in England.

rosesollux: “I’ll write every single URL-“

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:05:40 -0500

rosesollux:

“I’ll write every single URL-“

rewritethis-story: Oh high Harry

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:05:38 -0500

rewritethis-story:

Oh high Harry

fantasticmeretricious: fellfromfiction: buttersutter: Clock...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:01:52 -0500

fantasticmeretricious:

fellfromfiction:

buttersutter:

Clock tower converted into a penthouse

My new dream is to live in a clock.

I want this flat, please and thank you.

elasticitymudflap: scribble-mode: misspumpkiin: tsukikone...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:22 -0500

elasticitymudflap:

scribble-mode:

misspumpkiin:

tsukikoneko:

I-I…

omfg

duskball: kairisk: So I pokemon-fusioned and … the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:58 -0500

duskball:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

Omfg looks like a pug

kiichu: fun fact: in japanese, he’s asking if he could have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:31 -0500

kiichu:

fun fact: in japanese, he’s asking if he could have some milk from misty’s breasts

ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:18 -0500

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:03 -0500

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:55:08 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:33 -0500

samorchard: I did a comic about marriage...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:48:46 -0500

samorchard:

I did a comic about marriage equality…

(Original: http://www.roostertailscomic.com/?p=1588)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:22:40 -0500

attilee: pretty much.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:21:04 -0500

attilee:

pretty much.